👋 36 things you don't know about me

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If I meet you at a party, I’ll drag you through an intense series of back-to-back questions without letting your lips touch your drink.

I’m an expert at keeping a conversation flowing.

For a decade, I’ve moonlighted as a hired bridesmaid for strangers…